TRANSFORMER - One of bazooka Joe's most brutal yet least respected bodygaurds. He is a killing machine with an axe in his hand but is riddled with self esteem issues. He still lives with his over-bearing mother Gertrude and carries a milk crate with him wherever he goes so that he can stand on it and "not feel so small and insignificant". According to his psychiatrist Dr. Bodkin, the axe is a symbol of the rage he feels at not being able to 'cut the chord' with his mother, and the milk crate a symbol of his needing nurturing (mother's milk) in a cold and dangerous world.

EDDIE ALFANO

Originally from Deer Park, New York, Eddie is a graduate of Fordham University in New York City. Television credits include guest spots on Justice, Drake
and Josh, and Mad TV.

Eddie just finished shooting the Independent Film "Breaking Point" starring Brian Austin Green, and a National commercial for Volkswagon.

Eddie is an active member of LA's longest running theatre group, Theatre East.